Report: Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To Stuf

As reported in “The Onion” and with holiday weekend implications, consumption of double stuff Oreos may lead to “tolerance”:

For 90 percent of Americans, it now takes twice as much stuf to reach the same level of satisfaction once achieved with a single layer of stuf,” the report read in part.

Health care practioners are bracing for the surge of new patients with “S.O.S” or “stuf Oreo syndrome.”. Read the full article here.

[By way of Amy Dangerously]